may we live long and die out
"Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth's biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense."
i really doubt they could be less dense.
quonsar at 3:02 am
capt. crunch vs. michelle tanner eating spaghetti
turns out these guys are not only blort content providers, they're also blort fans!
quonsar at 1:18 am
am i stoned or not
yet another 'scale of one to ten' site
am i this or not offers about 50 alternatives, including our favorite, am i quonsar or not.
quonsar at 8:24 pm
it's like the son you never had
"the beanie baby for the next millennium!"
lathered up by shelldrake at 6:14 pm
how to escape from quicksand, wrestle an alligator, land a plane
quonsar at 5:23 pm
a must-read link
not standard blort fare, but hey: merry christmas!
quonsar & shelldrake at 3:07 pm
sex offender clown busted after christmas parade
accused of touching girls with feather duster
shelldrake at 10:29 pm
features like no other buggering hamster in the world
"Most buggering hamsters are made of cheap bits of sackcloth. They look pathetic and laughable, not buggerable."
shelldrake at 10:26 pm
the purveyor of the light on this planet
"My limitless knowledge of universal vibrations has given me the name Heavenly Visio, as I am able to summon and communicate with any spirit or being in the universe."
quonsar at 10:03 pm
no sensationalism, no gore
thats the site motto, not a review...
quonsar at 9:48 pm
reflect prominent, public men; private, domestic women
"The snowman's location in the semi-public space of garden or field reinforces a spatial-social system marking women's sphere as the domestic-private and the men's as the commercial-public."
quonsar at 9:29 pm
tired of being constantly aroused?
"Simply rub the Horny Remover on your left elbow, and watch as your libido fades away. Within minutes, you'll have the sex drive of a 75 year-old woman."
quonsar at 6:25 pm
cannibalism suspected in child's death
acquaintances said he gave them prepared dishes which tasted peculiar
"Prosecutors charged a man with killing a 10-year-old boy and said evidence suggests he butchered the child and fed the remains to his neighbors."
and it gets worse...
quonsar at 7:06 pm
girls that took SAT level II math
"The mission of this site is to dispel the popular misconception that smart girls are not attractive, and at the same time attempt to promote the view that it's okay for attractive girls to pursue knowledge and use their intellect."
quonsar at 6:54 pm
i love it when you talk patent to me
"An improved butt hinge is disclosed in which each hinge half comprises a leaf portion formed integrally with a butt strap. A second leaf portion mounts to each butt strap after the butt straps are mounted..."
quonsar at 6:34 pm
the original live nude hamster cam
don't settle for cheap imitations.
"Our animal sex trainers spend weeks with our hamsters, teaching them how to satisfy your deepest, darkest, kinkiest fantasies."
quonsar at 11:03 pm
"our primary purpose is to stay free from lip balm and to help others achieve the same freedom."
quonsar at 11:00 pm
preserving the bad taste of our era for future generations
shelldrake at 6:36 pm
"surprisingly enough, the idea was born from a bottle of liquor."
quonsar at 10:21 pm