sunday, feb 4, 2001
search for giant squid
an expedition into the last frontier
"Giant squid (Architeuthis) are the largest invertebrates on Earth, reaching lengths of 20 m, and are one of the biggest predators surviving in the deep sea. But if they are so big, why don't we know more about giant squid? Since they are so deep, how do we know anything at all?"
quonsar at 11:34 pm

quonsar at 11:11 pm
hot latex action
balloon porn
quonsar at 8:14 pm
and there you have it...
quonsar at 7:50 pm
bob the angry flower presents homosexual robot cop
quonsar at 5:33 pm
utilikilts (.com)
utilitarian kilts. progressive kilts.
and above all, manly kilts. though some may not quite pull it off.
quonsar at 4:40 pm
frick park lawn bowling
spectators are always welcome
"The special balls used to play the game are available to be borrowed from the club, and new members normally use the club's balls until they decide to purchase a set of their own."
quonsar at 4:23 pm

quonsar at 2:46 pm
find the g-spot (.com)
an online tutorial
"Welcome to FindTheGSpot.com where your challenge will be to find my G-Spot. Make the right moves and I will be nice, poke around in the wrong places and I will get mad."
contains explicit graphic anatomical images. consider yourself warned. complain and i will get mad.
quonsar at 2:42 pm
saturday, feb 3, 2001

quonsar at 11:52 pm
near my home (.com)
how safe is your neighborhood?
quonsar is in great shape here. only one superfund site, two solid waste landfills, and 25 leaking underground storage tanks.
shelldrake at 3:48 pm
the generalized universal law of generalization
file under: computer science, abstract
"The probability of confusion is a negative exponential function of the distance between the pair of items."
in which case, the writer and i are clearly separated by vast amounts of space.
quonsar at 3:21 pm
baby jesus butt plug
from 'divine interventions'
"When you woke up this morning you knew that something was missing in your life. It wasn't the new car, the new job, the boyfriend, or the girlfriend. But now you know. It's the Baby Jesus Butt Plug."
quonsar at 2:14 pm
don't shave that!
hard-learned lessons in the functionality of anal hair
quonsar at 1:04 pm
bush bucks
quonsar at 12:47 pm
death row last meal requests
texas dept of criminal justice
compassionate information, conservatively provided.
quonsar at 12:28 pm
3D virtual colonoscopy
quonsar at 12:17 pm
dinosaur eggs
quonsar at 12:13 pm
thursday, feb 1, 2001
peep surgery
born as conjoined quintuplets
"Scientists have theorized that this arrangement, much like pack behavior in other species, serves as a natural protection against predators. As evidence, note that Peeps are most often consumed by predators only after they have been separated from their siblings. Conversely, Peeps which remain attached to their siblings are rarely preyed upon."
via cananopie.
quonsar at 10:57 pm
citizens against breast feeding
'unlawful, incestuous relationship with mothers that leads to moral decay'
"Women who breast-feed enjoy an erotic experience that offensively imposes oral gratification on innocent infants. This reprehensible act teaches children illicit sex that subsequently manifests promiscuity, homosexuality and addiction to cybersex."
quonsar at 9:43 pm
long distance: tool of satan
so, is 666 the area code for hell?
quonsar at 9:27 pm
smelly poop (.com)
quonsar at 9:23 pm
now, what did i do with that platter?
quonsar at 7:27 pm
wednesday, jan 31, 2001
cough stuff
the passion for coughing women
"Intended for anyone who would regard hearing or watching a woman cough as something fascinating, appealing and maybe even erotic."
quonsar at 7:37 pm
ampulove (.com)
for amputees, devotees, and wannabes
"Also amputees need love and understanding."
psst! wanna touch my stump?
quonsar at 7:30 pm
tedibificubott oedlit 8 make under ham, nevada
just which isn't a filing change, is healthy for the chili range
"an anagram enhanced, it's shepherded off the field as delicately as a snake hive off a kookaburra on a hot autumn night."
quonsar at 6:33 pm
doxo wox
enough cack! get with the praxis.
"Elks smiled and sheepdogs belly-ached as I (whilst dancing up Kansas in a roadblock task suit) divined sobriety. 'Oh no, oh no!' I cried, 'I'm being inflected by the rhythms of my past!'"
quonsar at 6:26 pm
tuesday, jan 30, 2001
the hidden brain damage scale
predicting a preference for pimento loaf
"Of the many psychometric devices designed to measure the dimensions of human variation, the Hidden Brain Damage Scale stands alone... Although a true-false format is recommended, we have found that many test-takers opt for the response of getting tangled up in the drapery."
quonsar at 11:30 pm
non-chemical external solution for intestinal gas
ultratech products inc.
"Finally there is a solution -- the Flatulence Filter, a super-activated carbon/foam filter concealed in a simple chair cushion."
quonsar at 11:01 pm
peach teat nipples
the next best thing to mom's
quonsar at 10:50 pm
institute for naming children humanely
a better society through better names for children
"Parents who choose names poorly create misleading labels for their children. These labels can cause their children to be mocked, stereotyped, or ostracized. Mocked, stereotyped, and ostracized children grow to become demented adults."
quonsar at 10:42 pm
stuck with the duck (.com)
quonsar at 10:37 pm
world rock paper scissors society
a comminus venio veritas
"RPS has captivated the minds, and hands, of generations of decision-makers across the world. Whether you are a budding novice or a seasoned veteran, this is the page for you."
quonsar at 10:35 pm
what's wrong with park forest
the cutting edge of modern american suburban living
quonsar at 10:32 pm
the m&m experiments
determining the effects of extreme atmospheric conditions on m&m's
shelldrake at 10:12 pm
monday, jan 29, 2001
donkey lovers anonymous
shelldrake at 10:34 pm