purveyors of the practical & hard to find
mental image of steve martin in 'the jerk': "I don't need anything except this hat and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. Just these shoes. And this ceramic foot file, the hat and the shoes and that's all I need. And this baguette board with crumber..."
quonsar at 7:10 pm
an empirical study
"few if any scholars have actually gathered empirical evidence to test the hypothesis that a man -- or a person who looks like a man when clothed -- actually has a penis."
quonsar at 4:41 pm
"And I do promise you that this one will be just as shitty as the last one. (if not worse)"
quonsar at 4:02 pm
you can do anything at zombo.com
"the unattainable is unknown at zombo.com..."
quonsar at 3:33 pm
The Actual Voices, Events, and Music of the People Who Lived It
"The 60's were a decade marked by a new youth, who were into demonstrations, 'dropping out,' 'acid rock,' 'Hare Krishna,' and 'finding themselves.'"
quonsar at 2:22 pm
'the Popcorn Forkô has more uses than a corkscrew'
i shudder to think... and why is the logo suggestive of corn flakes?
quonsar at 12:12 am
hot chick with nice pussy
and just to cover all the base which may belong to us:
man with huge cock
quonsar at 11:50 pm
crazy bitch (.com)
Every piece of furniture was coated with paint.
"Every electric cord on the TV, VCR, Stereo and Computer were cut... bleach and liquid detergent were poured into the vents of all the electronic items."
and don't miss:
psycho ex-girlfriend (.com)
weeks of pathetic voicemails. she's a bit slow on the uptake. betcha can't stand listen to 'em all.
quonsar at 7:06 pm
AA01-GPAD The Gard-Her Carrying System
"Attacked in a deserted parking garage, the lady has drawn her AMT Back-up, .380 ACP from The Gard-Her on her leg (black lace on red). Her would-be attacker is in full flight."
quonsar at 8:11 pm