your wondrous vulva puppet
order different color and fabric combinations!
"Each Wondrous Vulva Puppet is built like the real thing, complete with sumptuous outer labia, inner labia, and clitoris... If this doesn't stimulate love, learning, or laughter, nothing will. Use it as a pillow during the "off" hours."
quonsar at 9:16 pm
"I have 10 of my own sheep. They are all crossbreds. The sheep I have are mainly for meat..."
quonsar at 7:09 am
NagMaster2000 makes spousal chastisement less demanding than ever!
"Women - until now, to maintain the upper hand in any relationship, you've had to rely on your innate ability to remember and log your partners shortcomings..."
quonsar at 3:10 am
you otter be careful
"A sea otter to me once jeered,
'We're just the species you feared.
We're cute, but rapacious,
And practice sex acts that are weird.'"
quonsar at 10:03 pm
most of all women hardly farts in public usually.
so do you want to watch, to listen woman's farts don't you??
"This site is for who feel beautifully and love women's farts. Please enjoy this site slowly..."
shelldrake at 10:07 pm
a close-up of a moon of jupiter, or a close-up of the author's testicles? you be the judge...
buffus suffub at 9:50 pm
"only the shootings with fatalities listed."
shelldrake at 9:33 pm