rosie o'donnell dollrealistically proportioned
"...a bit more bump in her rump, a little more breadth in the bosom, and a realistic, movable waistline."
shelldrakus of bork™ at 10:09 pm
the identity crisis of murray the bacterium"I'd had a troubled night. If only I could've found my new library book, The First Swallow of Spring by Monica Lewinsky, a few paragraphs of that might've sent me off to sleep. But probably not even that would do it this particular night."
quonsar at 4:09 pm
when I created this web site three years ago, my clients were being visited and abducted by the greys. things are different now. my clients are currently being traumatized and raped by the reptilians.your clients are making wonderful progress.
quonsar at 2:44 pm
christian punk and hardcore chat. rock on! welcome to the jungle. this is a canadian site, but international discussion is encouraged. post messages and check the chat often. keep rockin for god.quonsar at 8:19 pm
the potato god worship center
dedicated to evangelism on behalf of Our Starch-Based Savior
quonsar at 8:02 pm
friday, sep 7, 2001
quonsar at 11:13 am
 | pooping animal keychains This little piggy goes to the bathroom "when you squeeze its body, poop-like slime comes out of the butt. And when you release it, the poop goes right back in! Ahh, the wonders of modern science." |
quonsar at 11:13 am
are you a unicorn?
the mission and meaning of unicorns
"Who am I? Why am I here? What is it I'm seeking in this strange place day after day? I knew a moment ago, but I've forgotten."
quonsar at 8:44 am
the mission and meaning of unicorns
"Who am I? Why am I here? What is it I'm seeking in this strange place day after day? I knew a moment ago, but I've forgotten."
quonsar at 8:44 am
thursday, sep 6, 2001
danger zone wrestling
"What We Lack In Wrestlers, We Make Up With Violence..."
shelldrake™ at 10:55 pm
danger zone wrestling
"What We Lack In Wrestlers, We Make Up With Violence..."
shelldrake™ at 10:55 pm
preserved sheep brain
complete with meninges and cranial nerves
"Brains are initially preserved in formalin, cleared in polyethylene glycol, and then re-packaged in individual bags."
quonsar at 8:09 pm
bank of america kills (.com)
"What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?" - Bertold Brecht
quonsar at 7:09 pm
"What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?" - Bertold Brecht
quonsar at 7:09 pm
tammy slug (.com)
Official Pacific Northwest Slug Page
"Some people hate slugs. Some people love slugs. Some people think slugs are the greatest thing since strawberry jam. Some people put slugs in their strawberry jam."
quonsar at 7:03 pm
the codex idiotica
"The following is the only known english version of the text upon which the religion of 'Idiotica' is based (a religion that is centered completely on stupidity and senseless yet accidental bodily injury)."
quonsar at 10:22 pm
"The following is the only known english version of the text upon which the religion of 'Idiotica' is based (a religion that is centered completely on stupidity and senseless yet accidental bodily injury)."
quonsar at 10:22 pm
if you ask me, if you listen to the beatles, you may as well climb the tallest mountain and denounce god while on your hands and knees in a puddle of water, with a nine iron protruding from your rectum while reading gay porn.
quonsar at 8:43 pm
quonsar at 8:43 pm
try not to throw up if at all possible, but some do end up in the bathroom clearing from both ends
quonsar at 7:56 pm
quonsar at 7:56 pm
might be the corn, might be the peas, i dunno what it is, but it sure seems to please
quonsar at 10:41 am
quonsar at 10:41 am
those who know go below
golden gate tunnel (.com)
The Golden Gate Tunnel is the first tunnel in the world to provide a true transportainment™ experience. It's a competitive world out there, and the bridge just can't keep up."
quonsar at 9:37 am
golden gate tunnel (.com)
The Golden Gate Tunnel is the first tunnel in the world to provide a true transportainment™ experience. It's a competitive world out there, and the bridge just can't keep up."
quonsar at 9:37 am
pure bull (.com)
Quality Putters made from a bull's @#$%@!
"The shaft of the Pure Bull Putter is in fact the reproductive organ of an American bull, yes the actual length . . . and that's no bull!"
quonsar at 9:00 am
Quality Putters made from a bull's @#$%@!
"The shaft of the Pure Bull Putter is in fact the reproductive organ of an American bull, yes the actual length . . . and that's no bull!"
quonsar at 9:00 am
don't situate an unprotected face within five centimetres of an unsheathed flatulent anus
but then, you knew that.
quonsar at 2:34 pm
but then, you knew that.
quonsar at 2:34 pm
