easy-to-hold toilet tissue aid helps with personal hygiene
worst. sphincter-clench. ever.
quonsar at 11:35 pm
1.3 meg MP3
"the most exciting play since 'yassar get your guns'"
quonsar at 6:17 pm
"Let both of you go blissfully about your facial fetishes while your partner remains safely protected behind the Spankie Facial Shield! As a bonus- you get to watch the show from the best seat in the house! Perfect also for watching pigeons fly.
quonsar at 5:58 pm
alexander korostelev inventions and design: a special device for women
"Three milliard women in the Earth felt uncomfortable when relieving nature like the mankind, having been born by Adam without the chair, the spoon and the wheel."
quonsar at 3:48 pm
male superheroines are on thier own.
quonsar at 3:21 pm
eddie quonsar at 3:14 pm
mullet? check. pistol? check. baby? check.
camo pants with open fly? uh, better check.
quonsar at 3:09 pm
"SuperBabe™ is one of the most advanced love dolls in the world. Her unique blend of silicone skin is designed to look and feel very much like human skin... We hope you will enjoy our very special lady; each one is hand crafted just for you."
quonsar at 1:50 pm
"Your objective is to hit the STOP button when you see:
madamjujujive at 1:01 pm
have stupid unfounded opinions and not risk ridicule
"... a place where evil truthtellers will not mock your ignorance... If you do what your Dr says, blindly adhere to a specific religion, spank your kids or are in any other way mediocre this group is for you!"
quonsar at 12:57 pm
|i like to watch|
the plane going in
i like to watch
the flame shooting out
people dive into the street
while I play with my meat
my steel melted
and my tower's coming down
quonsar at 5:08 am
|american crusade 2001 trading cards|
World affairs today can sure be confusing!
"President Bush tried his bestest to simplify the picture as Good vs. Evil, but it's still a jumble! Who knew all those crazy Dorkistan countries even existed?!"
quonsar at 12:30 am
madamjujujive at 9:42 pm
"More art than regular housework.
More housework than regular art."
quonsar at 9:24 pm
andrew hassing is cool
blort likes andrew because andrew likes blort.
quonsar at 10:32 pm
|the millennium benediction is a battery operated product, once the crosses are touched via the trinity, the holy mary will be gradually eliminated while a benediction is heard|
madamjujujive at 10:05 pm
|lizardman: because the world needs freaks|
|spidergod5: the sordid confessions of a modern day snakeboy|
quonsar at 9:07 pm
"recreational" neck and back bracing
"This is NOT a medical site, if you are looking for medical information, you have come to the wrong place."
madamjujujive at 8:20 pm
spending quality time with yourself will never be the same again
"you may know the difference, but your johnson won’t. Cigarette not included."
quonsar at 7:27 pm