quonsar at 8:52 pm
people DO notice...
"No 'butts' about it... the outside package is what gets noticed first. You can do a lot for your pecs, biceps and abs - but when it comes to your glutes you can only go so far."
quonsar at 8:42 pm
don't you be talking about my mammas pung nu.
quonsar at 7:20 pm
quonsar at 6:03 am
important information for dieters.
madamjujujive at 1:00 am
the web hath made my life complete! i am WHOLE!!!!
quonsar at 8:28 pm
"Kangaroo scrotum pouches are made from the scrotum of male kangaroo."
...being far easier to obtain than the scrotum of female kangaroo.
quonsar at 5:03 am
"Think Jerry Garcia, Jefferson Airplane, Janis Joplin, peace signs and the love generation all rolled into a pair of underwear! Based in California's Central Coast, Hippie Skivvies are high quality underwear (skivvies) made in a variety of tie-dyed colors for "...when ya gotta hide the hippie inside."
Winner of The Official WavyGravy™ Survivors Of Haight-Ashbury© Snort O'Derision™ Award 2001.
quonsar at 3:06 am
"You are John Parker, fearless rasta soldier, and this is your last stand. You have mounted a 20mm Machine Gun atop your 1969 VW minibus, and will blow away anybody/anything who tries to fuck with you or your herb!"
quonsar at 2:21 am
a groovy peek inside captain trips
"You can still feel Jerry's magic - right here on this Web site. Yeah! So crank up the rad tunes, rip a few tubes and join us for a very special reenactment of the most rockingest autopsy of all time!!"
madamjujujive at 1:44 am
The Eightfold Model of Human Consciousness
"the map is not the territory"
quonsar at 12:59 am
"FUN FACT: Keith was Jesus Christ. Yes it is true. After the Partridge Family show was cancelled Keith decided to go on a solo career. Since Keith can walk through time like most mortals walk through space he just went back in time and became Jesus. This caused so many problems on earth: e.g. the Crusades, the inquisition, the holocaust, that the rest of the Partridges had to come down onto the mortal plane meeting us halfway on the television to rectify the situation."
madamjujujive at 9:58 pm
custom handmade cloth keepsake preemie dolls
for Preemie and Bereaved Parents Only
"~ jointed and weighted ~ made to your baby's actual measurements and weight ~"
the tongue guy's wife makes these dolls.
madamjujujive at 10:24 pm
A Layman's Perspective
"I'm known (especially by my wife) for believing that I'm never in error."
quonsar at 10:18 pm
"Quality rodents at great prices. Our rodents are raised on high quality lab diet not dog food. Rodents come vacuum packed to retain freshness."
madamjujujive at 10:03 pm
Shoot up to 13 feet!
"No gimmick! REAL SCIENCE! Winner of the BURDETT RESEARCH "GOLDEN STAR" AWARD"
quonsar at 9:03 pm
one o'the fahnest examples o' suthun intulleckshulism ahs ever see'd! and dey bleeves in freedom o'speach, you sunnsa mo'beach!
madamjujujive at 7:04 pm
anti-santa's home page
"THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS. YOUR PARENTS BOUGHT THOSE CRUMMY PRESENTS; BLAME THEM. IT'S A SIN TO IDOLATERIZE SANTA CLAUS. SANTA IS AN ANAGRAM FOR, YUP, S-A-T-A-N."
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quonsar at 9:57 pm
the time travel is impressive. otherwise the site defines insipid.
quonsar at 5:00 pm
handy capable hardcore hiphop
"Conceived in a state mental facility's infirmary a plan was hatched to combine street smart urban poetry, with life affirming consciousness. Then, without warning that plan was pushed aside to make way for the $INESTER $INDAKATE. Six high desert mental escapee's, MCBD, BIG DADDY HOPALONG, DA PROFE$$AH, THE H-BOMB, MV3 and the ever elusive, hard to handle, more than a handful, BITCH KILLA, make up the injury prone hip hop conglomerate."
quonsar at 4:42 pm
perhaps, however, i could interest you in a date with my sister?
quonsar at 2:28 am