sunday, feb 10, 2002
bill gates i hatten i stockholm i dag
"The technical university (KTH) of Stockholm Sweden last week regratefully gave an 'doctor honoris causa´ to the in person present Bill Gates. Probably the board is influenced by the Ericson Company that are wishing/planning intimate future cooperations with Microsoft."
or something like that.
lars.narbo at 9:06 pm
send dead fish (.com)
"Sending a dead fish is a great way to hook your prey. Revenge, in this case, is not sweet but, scaly and sour!"
madamjujujive at 8:30 pm

fashion: men in skirts
"Hemlines go northwards in Vivienne Westwood."
madamjujujive at 8:17 pm

madamjujujive at 7:59 pm
creed, judas priest vie for cassidy backup slots
"Positioning himself for a comeback, former teen heart-throb and TV rock star turned speed-metal-thrash guitarist David Cassidy hopes his latest effort will win him the acclaim he has long sought as a serious musician."
quonsar at 7:42 pm

the celebrities of real estate
quonsar at 6:38 am

the daleks
quonsar at 6:23 am
welcome to the official world's largest catsup bottle web site and fan club
"The World's Largest Catsup Bottle stands proudly next to Route 159, just south of downtown Collinsville, Illinois. This unique 170 ft. tall water tower was built in 1949... In 1995, due to the efforts of the Catsup Bottle Preservation Group, this landmark roadside attraction was saved from demolition and beautifully restored to its original appearance."
quonsar at 4:44 am

quonsar at 4:28 am
saturday, feb 9, 2002

madamjujujive at 6:10 am
the mighty midols
"Which Mighty Midol are you? Marissa the Cramp Killer, Mimi the Water Retention Warrior or Maya, PMS Predator? Take the quiz and find out! Let's go girls! Battle the bloats, fight off fatigue and kick cramp butt! Monsteruation doesn't stand a chance."
quonsar at 5:28 am
thursday, feb 7, 2002

madamjujujive at 10:32 pm

madamjujujive at 10:06 pm
the lederhosen museum
madamjujujive at 10:04 pm
veggieporn star of the month
"Meet Bob the Root, one of today's great veggie porn stars. Even though he's all bumpy and knotty doesn't mean this brother can't pump the shit out of a piece of cauliflower!"
madamjujujive at 9:25 pm
meet the residents of arfs
"Lolita was found living inside the rib cage of a deceased cow. Jube has a more somber story than most... His previous owner tried to kill Jube by bashing in his skull."
quonsar at 7:22 pm
www.trustworthycomputing.com
quonsar at 7:11 pm
genuine matured horse manure/dung
Matured for some months in the garage. Completely unused. Wiltshire horse dung at its best!"
quonsar at 7:08 pm

quonsar at 6:51 pm
wednesday, feb 6, 2002
longitude capsules
Herbal Science Breakthrough
"by simply taking 2 Longitude capsules every day... it will make your penis grow in both length and thickness by a whopping 26%."
rixport at 11:41 pm
enron employees leave houston
melvik of remlar at 11:21 pm

madamjujujive at 11:06 pm

madamjujujive at 10:12 pm
jeff z's site full o' crap teaches you how to swear in german
madamjujujive at 10:08 pm

crime scene cleaners (.com)
"Prompt, Professional Trauma Scene Cleaning"
quonsar at 9:32 pm
this a test from AP photoexpress
quonsar at 7:52 pm
tub cat
quonsar at 6:37 pm
tuesday, feb 5, 2002
bush administration announces faith based spay/neuter program
"Vice President Dick Cheney holds a knife as he and President George W. Bush prepare to inaugurate a new faith-based pet population control initiative yesterday, February 4, 2002."
another quality ju-quons-0-jive production at 10:33 pm
monday, feb 4, 2002

portrait tattoos
madamjujujive at 11:28 pm
we've secretly replaced aunt ada's ashes with folger's crystals. let's see if anyone can tell the difference.
quonsar at 10:49 pm

madamjujujive at 10:43 pm

madamjujujive at 10:17 pm
power hoe with unique patented multi-purpose attachment
oh baby!
quonsar at 8:19 pm
llama stands for leet little amazing mister antichrist
"I played on the worldwide intranet and i played team fortune classic and sat in my own base killing all these guys who were the same color as me coz in team fortune classice you haff to kille all the peeple whoo are the sane colour as joo. These are my sexy parents - just too sexy (Yes, they're both white and I'm black - that doesn't mean my mum cheated on my dad)"
quonsar at 1:49 pm
kevin carlyon: white witch
"I practise what I prefer to term ‘Earth Magic’ ,or what many people term as White Magic or Witchcraft. There are no devils or demons involved in what I do and even more boring, no sacrifices or naked orgies!"
humph. like nascar without crashes.
quonsar at 1:34 pm