sunday, apr 7, 2002

quonsar at 9:07 pm

after meatcake and a workout, some relaxation is called for.
madamjujujive at 8:09 pm
nerd gym
"To others you appear to have reached the pinnacle of your chosen lifestyle; mastery of the dark programming arts, total memorisation of Sci-Fi scripts and the ability to fall apart completely in social situations. But you have a terrible dark side, which you need to express in sordid acts of exercise behind closed doors, that leave you glistening with sweat and gasping for air."
madamjujujive at 8:06 pm

meatcake 1.0
meaty goodness™ from the kitchens of madamjujujive® at 7:58 pm

madamjujujive at 7:50 pm

hooked on a feeling
quonsar at 6:41 pm
bill gates please hire me (.com)
quonsar at 6:25 pm

at last a breast improvement suitable for the whole family
quonsar at 6:17 pm
housefly implanted web server
"The domestic housefly insinuates itself into the most banal aspects of our daily lives, haunting our homes with its privileged view of our intimate activities. The fly's size and scale ensures its admittance into the human drama of love and hate, sin and retribution. FLY grants us the ability to virtually possess the body of a dead, preserved fly via web-based technology."
quonsar at 5:49 pm

quonsar at 5:21 pm

when office supplies attack
madamjujujive at 11:41 am

twin cowers
madamjujujive at 11:06 am
olympic gold
madamjujujive at 10:51 am
taterzooka: rage against the spud
"To hear the THUD!, feel the kick, see flames eject, then see a hunk of food land up to 700 yards away makes it all come together."
quonsar at 9:25 am

alien love doll
"Has open mouth and inflates by blowing in crotch."
quonsar at 9:06 am
the use of maggots for wound debridement
"Ulcers are slow to heal when there is necrotic tissue around. furthermore, necrotic tissue is more susceptible to infection. This is why it is important to remove dead tissue (debride). Maggots eat only dead tissue, and are therefore ideal for debriding wounds."
and be sure to meet the vascular maggot team!
quonsar at 9:01 am

quonsar at 8:54 am

mommy's darling baby melissa
"Welcome to Mommy's Darling! The place with lots of pictures and links to Big Boys who feel like Mommy's Little Sissy!! There are many thousands of us all over the world!!!"
quonsar at 4:27 am
welcome to zohdi bamtraf homepage

home of the arabic joke.
quonsar at 3:36 am

quonsar at 12:44 am
thursday, apr 4, 2002

quonsar at 10:51 pm

bad ads: when marketing meets the 3-martini lunch
madamjujujive at 10:24 pm

madamjujujive at 9:15 pm

be attractive the classic maya way!
quonsar at 8:22 pm
sponsor a rabbit
"Hugo is a sweet boy who has an iris abscess. We tried antibiotics, but things got worse. Unfortunately we had to remove his eye."
quonsar at 7:49 pm
dancing rabbit
quonsar at 7:40 pm
tiny little penis rabbit
quonsar at 7:37 pm
dead rabbit
madamjujujive at 7:26 pm

killer rabbit
madamjujujive at 7:23 pm

watch out behind you hunter
sent in by ej at 6:49 pm
we know about aids and we are very afraid of it. that is why we are having sex with these goats.
quonsar at 6:05 pm
leotard skynyrno
japanese lynyrd skynyrd tribute band. dig the confederate flags. ah so.
quonsar at 5:51 pm
wednesday, apr 3, 2002

secrets of scientology: the e-meter
quonsar at 11:01 pm
time: distant future, battletech era
"War has demolished most industrial and manufacturing facilities. Life is cheap, but mechs are invaluable. In an effort to maintain electronics with the smallest amount of cash, technicians have taken to scouring the battlefield for useable parts... any useable parts."
quonsar at 9:30 pm

cast fetish (.com)
quonsar at 9:19 pm

arabian rap sensations
quonsar at 8:43 pm
tuesday, apr 2, 2002
peter panties
Wide Crotch (Ladies) Nylon Panties for MEN"
"Enjoy the Feel . . . The Comfort of the Wide Crotch The Sensuality Against Your Skin"
quonsar at 11:28 pm

quonsar at 9:43 pm

vent haven international ventriloquist convention
quonsar at 9:38 pm
scoring system for psycho killer shooting sprees
quonsar at 9:21 pm
ebun in the oven (.com)
an eimpregnation service
" is a novelty service that allows customers to e-impregnate a person of their choice. The recipient will receive an e-impregnation notice and learn who e-impregnated them, as well as an update on their virtual pregnancy every two weeks (via email) over the three-month pregnancy (the internet causes the fast gestation-cycle)."
quonsar at 9:16 pm
beer troubleshooting
madamjujujive at 8:30 pm

1953 he magazine
madamjujujive at 8:26 pm

creepy susie and 13 other tragic tales for troubled children
madamjujujive at 8:00 pm

paintings of mj
madamjujujive at 7:44 pm

oooooooh. aaaaaaah.
quonsar at 7:27 pm

la casa de scrapple
madamjujujive at 7:16 pm
an important announcement from the american medical association
madamjujujive at 6:19 pm
bill gates murdered at los angeles charity event
suspect killed at scene by LAPD
"At 12:30 pm, as the crowd of nearly 200 stands to applaud Bill Gates at the band shell, a single gunshot hits Mr. Gates in the shoulder. Staggering backwards and to one knee, a second gunshot hits Mr. Gates in the chest, and he collapses to the stage."
quonsar at 11:43 am
confessions of a man insane enough to throw his own shit out a window
quonsar at 11:30 am

white trash barbie
quonsar at 11:21 am

all TBAR goats are raised organically and naturally.
"We pride ourselves on the naturally flavorful and succulent goat meat products we produce."
madamjujujive at 11:17 am
this page is here to prove what kind of damage ANTS can cause to your hard drive
quonsar at 10:59 am

intended solely for adults wishing to be exposed to the various aspects of female feet, hosiery, footwear and the interaction of those elements
madamjujujive at 10:53 am
kenny's kids
because too much is never enough
"With Enron bankrupt, and Ken Lay no longer able to generously support those who made him what he is today, many poor, sorrowful politicians have been been left horribly deprived. Please consider the awful plight of the terribly needy men and women shown below. Send a note to show you care, and we'll donate a penny to campaign finance reform. It's our way of making sure this never, ever, ever happens again."
quonsar at 10:45 am
the house of representatives does hereby encourage the formation of the kentucky navy and the purchase and armament of one submarine to patrol the portion of the ohio river under the jurisdiction of the commonwealth to engage and destroy any casino riverboats that the submarine may encounter.
them good ole boys in the kentucky legislature have a sense of humor after all. or not. the original ms-word document can be found here.
quonsar at 10:26 am

world trade center tribute easter bonnet
quonsar at 9:56 am

a good head job would do wonders for your performance, mr. ramtorque
quonsar at 9:39 am
nothin' sez luvin' like somethin' from the oven...
quonsar at 9:06 am
monday, apr 1, 2002

how to build a head for your robot?
quonsar at 11:31 pm
quonsar at 11:14 pm

strong bad's email
shelldrake at 10:05 pm
hubble resolves expiration date for green cheese moon
"Using the new camera on the recently refitted Hubble Space Telescope, astronomers have been able to confirm that the Moon is made of green cheese. The telling clue was the resolution of a numeric date after which the Moon may go bad."
shelldrake at 9:49 pm
the spork glistens, the spaghetti meeps.
quonsar at 9:32 pm
master webdesign
"Stop struggling and start learning!"
how apropos is it that this spam arrived on this day?
quonsar at 8:20 pm
over nine million cats suffer from litter box aversion
quonsar at 7:54 pm

1. photography    2. phellatio
quonsar at 7:16 pm
nothing quite as good as a combover with all those wispy strands,
nothing quite good as a combover so clap your f***ing hands!

quonsar at 6:27 pm
we use a special adhesive to permanently adhere the cremains onto the finished artwork.
"The cremains are not mixed into the paint as some may have imagined, but rather they are applied with several layers of sealant on top of the finished art."
madamjujujive at 6:17 pm

fellatio rodriguez and the daughters of the revolution
quonsar at 6:12 pm
all the pits. all the time.
"See hairy girls at the beach, at the pool, participating in track and field events, shopping at the market and much more."
quonsar at 6:04 pm

madamjujujive at 5:36 pm
artificial synchronicity, language manipulation, kundalini and the corners of reality
"the activities and methods of foreigners operating in disguise on the surface of Earth, masquerading as terrestrials and living as characters. The two foreign groups that operate on Earth are hereinafter called "foreigners of Our Side" and "foreigners of the Other Side"."
quonsar at 5:24 pm

the technology behind google's great results
quonsar at 5:04 pm

madamjujujive at 10:35 am

real tokyo girls
madamjujujjivejive at 10:16 am

madamjujujujujuju at 9:48 am

madambellyjive at 9:41 am

j00lz at 9:35 am
are YOU a benny tied to a tree?
madumbch00ch00hive at 9:28 am