"To others you appear to have reached the pinnacle of your chosen lifestyle; mastery of the dark programming arts, total memorisation of Sci-Fi scripts and the ability to fall apart completely in social situations. But you have a terrible dark side, which you need to express in sordid acts of exercise behind closed doors, that leave you glistening with sweat and gasping for air."
madamjujujive at 8:06 pm
"The domestic housefly insinuates itself into the most banal aspects of our daily lives, haunting our homes with its privileged view of our intimate activities. The fly's size and scale ensures its admittance into the human drama of love and hate, sin and retribution. FLY grants us the ability to virtually possess the body of a dead, preserved fly via web-based technology."
quonsar at 5:49 pm
"To hear the THUD!, feel the kick, see flames eject, then see a hunk of food land up to 700 yards away makes it all come together."
quonsar at 9:25 am
"Ulcers are slow to heal when there is necrotic tissue around. furthermore, necrotic tissue is more susceptible to infection. This is why it is important to remove dead tissue (debride). Maggots eat only dead tissue, and are therefore ideal for debriding wounds."
and be sure to meet the vascular maggot team!
quonsar at 9:01 am
mommy's darling baby melissa
"Welcome to Mommy's Darling! The place with lots of pictures and links to Big Boys who feel like Mommy's Little Sissy!! There are many thousands of us all over the world!!!"
quonsar at 4:27 am
"Hugo is a sweet boy who has an iris abscess. We tried antibiotics, but things got worse. Unfortunately we had to remove his eye."
quonsar at 7:49 pm
quonsar at 6:05 pm
japanese lynyrd skynyrd tribute band. dig the confederate flags. ah so.
quonsar at 5:51 pm
"War has demolished most industrial and manufacturing facilities. Life is cheap, but mechs are invaluable. In an effort to maintain electronics with the smallest amount of cash, technicians have taken to scouring the battlefield for useable parts... any useable parts."
quonsar at 9:30 pm
Wide Crotch (Ladies) Nylon Panties for MEN"
"Enjoy the Feel . . . The Comfort of the Wide Crotch The Sensuality Against Your Skin"
quonsar at 11:28 pm
an eimpregnation service
"eBunintheOven.com is a novelty service that allows customers to e-impregnate a person of their choice. The recipient will receive an e-impregnation notice and learn who e-impregnated them, as well as an update on their virtual pregnancy every two weeks (via email) over the three-month pregnancy (the internet causes the fast gestation-cycle)."
quonsar at 9:16 pm
suspect killed at scene by LAPD
"At 12:30 pm, as the crowd of nearly 200 stands to applaud Bill Gates at the band shell, a single gunshot hits Mr. Gates in the shoulder. Staggering backwards and to one knee, a second gunshot hits Mr. Gates in the chest, and he collapses to the stage."
quonsar at 11:43 am
all TBAR goats are raised organically and naturally.
"We pride ourselves on the naturally flavorful and succulent goat meat products we produce."
madamjujujive at 11:17 am
quonsar at 10:59 am
intended solely for adults wishing to be exposed to the various aspects of female feet, hosiery, footwear and the interaction of those elements
madamjujujive at 10:53 am
because too much is never enough
"With Enron bankrupt, and Ken Lay no longer able to generously support those who made him what he is today, many poor, sorrowful politicians have been been left horribly deprived. Please consider the awful plight of the terribly needy men and women shown below. Send a note to show you care, and we'll donate a penny to campaign finance reform. It's our way of making sure this never, ever, ever happens again."
quonsar at 10:45 am
them good ole boys in the kentucky legislature have a sense of humor after all. or not. the original ms-word document can be found here.
quonsar at 10:26 am
"Using the new camera on the recently refitted Hubble Space Telescope, astronomers have been able to confirm that the Moon is made of green cheese. The telling clue was the resolution of a numeric date after which the Moon may go bad."
shelldrake at 9:49 pm
"Stop struggling and start learning!"
how apropos is it that this spam arrived on this day?
quonsar at 8:20 pm
nothing quite good as a combover so clap your f***ing hands!
quonsar at 6:27 pm
"The cremains are not mixed into the paint as some may have imagined, but rather they are applied with several layers of sealant on top of the finished art."
madamjujujive at 6:17 pm
"See hairy girls at the beach, at the pool, participating in track and field events, shopping at the market and much more."
quonsar at 6:04 pm
"the activities and methods of foreigners operating in disguise on the surface of Earth, masquerading as terrestrials and living as characters. The two foreign groups that operate on Earth are hereinafter called "foreigners of Our Side" and "foreigners of the Other Side"."
quonsar at 5:24 pm