sunday, apr 21, 2002
mainzer dressed cats postcard images
"personal collection of [currently] 218 "Dressed Cats" postcard images... Mainzer also did a smaller series of "dressed dogs" and "dressed mice," as well as scenic postcards. We've also recently learned that there may be a "dressed hedgehog" series."
quonsar at 10:35 pm

remember lsd?
quonsar at 10:05 pm

quonsar at 8:45 pm

kossa mu
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american mink
quonsar at 5:43 pm
things other people accomplished when they were your age
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how to be a `web' `designer'
"There is an increasing amount of `web' `design' around at the moment, and you may well want to get involved in this exciting trend. Here's how."
quonsar at 12:46 pm

shiny metal ass
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madamjujujive at 12:31 pm
eunuch jesus caught with naked man in the act
quonsar at 12:25 pm

ted nugent's kamp for kids
send your kid away to get hunkated.
quonsar at 12:16 pm
incident response
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loquatious ryan o'neill
an international website.
quonsar at 11:58 am
pull my finger
quonsar at 4:52 am
friday, apr 19, 2002

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madamjujujive at 12:06 am
thursday, apr 18, 2002
young keanu's mom was concerned about the gaming and the heavy metal
quonsar at 11:47 pm

ugly dogs
quonsar at 11:21 pm
the balloon hat experience
"In 1996, Addi Somekh and Charlie Eckert began traveling to different places in the world to make balloon hats for people and take photos of them. The goal was to show people all over the world laughing and having fun, and to emphasize the fact that all human beings are born with the ability to experience joy. In total, they visited 34 countries and have over 10,000 pictures."
madamjujujive at 10:31 pm

duck fart
shelldrake at 10:23 pm

(link fixed now)
quonsar at 10:16 pm
[21:25] madamjujujive: I really don't have time to work anymore... it makes it too hard to keep up with my favorite blogs.
[21:26] quonsar: fucking adam and eve anyway.
[21:26] madamjujujive: um, what?
[21:27] quonsar: fuckers'd behaved, wouldnt NONE of us have to work. we'd all be lolligagging around eden, groovin wit da big guy.
BlorTroniX® IM Police™ at 9:38 pm
pets or food (.com)
"We're dedicated to bringing consumers healthy, certified organic animals at wholesale prices. Whether you're getting a pet lizard for your son or a dozen Doberman flank steaks for a SuperBowl party, you won't find lower priced animals anywhere else that are better suited for Pets or Food.™"
quonsar at 8:52 pm
the one and only moto-penis (aka dildozer)
"created for the well known and popular band The Cherry Poppin' Daddies. We did the mechanicals, Gil's Seatcovers did the skin, and the Daddies sculpted the glans. The Moto-Penis uses a starter motor from a Ford 292 to get from place to place, and erectile and ejaculatory functions are powered by compressed air."
madamjujujive at 8:47 pm
wednesday, apr 17, 2002

madamjujujive at 11:28 pm
quoth the server, 404
quonsar at 11:05 pm

toto portable rear-end washer
quonsar at 10:47 pm
the identical twin boa-constrictor bellydancers
"One majored in business and journalism, the other in classical singing and theater. But through the peculiar alchemy of twinhood, they wound up combining their talents into one unusual career. "We're identical-twin boa constrictor belly dancers," Veena Bidasha proudly proclaims. "The only ones in the world, as far as we can tell."
madamjujujive at 10:36 pm
tourette syndrome simulator
"Converts phrases and quotes to the language of those suffering from the syndrome of Gilles de la Tourette."
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madamjujujive at 10:28 pm
david barzelay's hello my future girlfriend page
quonsar at 10:25 pm
the celebrity already been chewed gum project
madamjujujive at 10:21 pm
manboobs anti-defamation league
madammanboobsjive at 10:18 pm

you can put yer weed in it man
quonsar at 9:13 pm
the first viennese vegetable orchestra
music with taste
"the first viennese vegetable orchestra consists exclusively of vegetable-based instruments, although where necessary, additional kitchen utensils such as knives or mixers are employed... the instruments are subsequently made into a soup so that the audience can then enjoy them a second time."
madamjujujive at 8:48 pm

w. r. bennett funeral coaches: hearse photo album
madamjujujive at 8:39 pm
predator pee
"The predator stalks its prey to satisfy its hunger and the prey seeks to avoid its predators at all costs. It is the law of the wild. In this life and death game of hide and seek, the scent of urine is often the only warning a prey has that a predator is nearby."
madamjujujive at 5:39 pm
tuesday, apr 16, 2002

madamjujujive at 10:23 pm
try the anal sac emptying demonstration
"Drag the gloved technician’s arm to grab the cloth rag. Then, position the rag over the anus of the dog on the LEFT to empty the anal sacs EXTERNALLY, or of the dog on the RIGHT to empty the anal sacs INTERNALLY. Once you’ve successfully grabbed the rag and properly positioned it, the technician will take over and demonstrate the proceedure."
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madamjujujive at 9:58 pm
john's beer drinking records
"I have been keeping records of the beer that I have drunk since March 1988. They are stored online and the totals are added up at approximately the end of each month."
madamjujujive at 9:48 pm
an opened lettuce to sodd runtlestuntle from dr. winston o'boogie
quonsar at 9:41 pm

warning! this package contains the decomposing corpse of a small, tortured bird
madamjujujive at 9:36 pm
on a more serious note, pete ashton seems to be one of the better laid-back twenty-something geek weblogs.
quonsar at 9:09 pm
drive your car on 100% used vegetable oil
"Greasecar vegetable Fuel Systems allow any diesel vehicle to run on straight, unprocessed vegetable oil. Vegetable oil as fuel is a cleaner, safer and less expensive alternative to petroleum based fuel. It can be locally produced, even grown in your back yard."
quonsar at 9:02 pm
gator guard
floating alligator head replica
"Life-sized floating replica of an alligator head, 25 threatening inches long, scares geese, ducks, fish-eating birds and small animals from the water areas they love, without spoiling the look of your property."
keeps those pesky neighbor kids out of your pool, too.
quonsar at 8:51 pm
monday, apr 15, 2002

puppet portraits
shelldrake at 10:45 pm
bzeep! fhrblig! zzzt!
quonsar at 10:02 pm
a woman like my truck
"I wanna woman that is as sporty as my vehickle. I like cow chip throwing and beer. My match must like Monster truck racing and belching contests."
quonsar at 9:57 pm
famous slugs of oregon
"Some people find the Slugs of Oregon to be upsetting to their stomachs. View this page at your own risk. The information on this page is for entertainment purposes only. DO NOT EAT SLUGS!"
madamjujujive at 9:41 pm

the best reason to own a mouth
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google but more disgusting
madamjujujive at 9:00 pm

meet the droopners
madamjujujive at 8:54 pm

how we cook hawgs in mississippi
"We do not dig a pit in Mississippi due to the clay. Build a pit of concrete blocks two blocks high, five blocks long, and three blocks wide (for one hawg) on flat ground or slightly sloping ground which will help drain the grease away. This takes a total of 32 blocks. If you are short a few blocks, you can get by with 28 blocks by making the pit four blocks long."
quonsar at 8:42 pm
rockingham va county sheriff
site design by bubba jimbo. graphics by emmajean and sadie. "martha! log on the web and git the number fer the sheriff! buster's still just blowd his head clean off!"
madamjujujive at 8:30 pm

click on elvis to scratch his head
quonsar at 7:34 pm
sticking up for chickens
"Penny and Sweet Pea had a terrible life before they came to United Poultry Concerns. They spent their entire lives stuffed in a tiny wire cage. The cage was stacked among rows of cages filled with thousands of other miserable hens in a long building like a factory warehouse full of boxes. They weren't allowed to do anything but lay eggs and eat powdery food to be turned into more eggs."
quonsar at 7:25 pm
new parent passion predictor
"Worried that after your baby arrives, your days of dancing the mattress mambo will be over? Don't sell your Barry White CDs just yet -- there is sex after parenthood. Our swami baby (let's face it, the kid's in control here) can tell you how often you'll get lucky after the big event."
quonsar at 7:17 pm

rixport at 2:39 pm domain for irs diet deductibles
rixport at 2:35 pm

please join the irs today
quonsar at 2:13 pm

amazing online demo of an inherently reliable system.
quonsar at 2:04 pm
interns for the irs office of performance technology
"Renee commented on the experience she gained working with clients, in particular, learning how to "push back a client's request and knowing when you can't push back any further."
quonsar at 1:48 pm

"2-Stage Sharpening System features 2 preset angles of 17° and 25° . A specially designed walnut turn-box includes internal rod storage, external rod cradles on the side of base allow for the sharpening of pointed objects. The sharpener comes complete with two 5" long alumina medium grit ceramic rods."
quonsar at 1:39 pm
Is collecting railway ephemera an archaeological task?
"It would be unfair to say that railway ephemera is entirely neglected. There is a well recognised interest in all types of pre-1948 ephemera, and to some extent pre-1965 BR ephemera... An entire subset of the subject exists in the ephemera of dieselisation. This often saw attractive glossy leaflets produced."
quonsar at 1:14 pm
inside the irs
shocking expose!
"Sometimes, for one reason or another, a person fails to pay their taxes. If unpaid for too long, sometimes the IRS is forced to levy drastic penalties. Here, while reciting IRS code section, agents Alice 145 of 1000 and 853 of 1000 remotely disconnect a defaulter's kidney dialysis machine."
quonsar at 1:03 pm