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quonsar at 10:37 pm
quonsar's weird weekend update
quonsar came across this eerie tableau at the end of a two-track today. quonsar thinks this is a warning from the planet pustule-X27 in the constellation herpes simplex-4. quonsar suspects that they know on pustule-X27 that quonsar has a great many important tasks to complete, like installing the new blogging software, getting gerard migrated to the server and getting juju liberated from under the great crushing thumb of quonsar the sole post-maker. wasting gasoline, flinging mud and finding weird shit in the woods. aren't you glad quonsar does? don't you wish everybody did?
quonsar at 11:48 pm
"Pretend that you are Leonardo da Vinci and design a device that will protect a large raw grade-A egg when dropped from the top of the Art and Design building... Your design should be limited to materials believably available to Leonardo da Vinci. Possible materials include: Wood, paper, fabric, string, and rubber bands...On the day of our critique, we will drop our finished projects out the third story windows of the Art and Design building."
madamjujujive at 9:28 pm
Its OK to be White! Its YOUR right!
"The South was treated awful. White people had to salute black people on the street. Whisky sellers came and sold liquor to blacks who excited about no longer having a curfew would roam the countryside hurting men, women, and children. The people suffered horribly."
incredibly stupid racist propaganda in living technicolor aimed squarely at children. don't miss "but, i know some really nice black people."
quonsar at 8:43 pm
in murderous u.s. judges we trust
"SPEND A FEW MINUTES WITH US, ......... and find out why your life and your freedoms are endangered by the criminal actions of Gerald M. Levin, CEO of AOL Time Warner Inc., and his co-conspirators who successfully corrupted the due administration of justice in U.S. Federal courts, to the point, where U.S. District judge James M. Ideman sent two U.S. Marshals to murder Hungarian-born American filmmaker Gyorgy Fodor in retaliation for his efforts to expose their crimes to the American people."
god, i love the fact that every self-respecting wacko has his own web site these days. um, even me, i guess!
quonsar at 8:29 pm
"Some examples of the type of posters, adverts and cartoons that plastered Britain during the Second World War at the time that the classic comedy 'Goodnight Sweetheart' was set."
quonsar at 8:22 pm
gillian greensite's sculptured eugenia shrubs are an eyesore for some of her neighbors.
quonsar at 10:39 pm
enema bag (.com)
"We are pleased to introduce a new, groundbreaking enema bag holding approximately 6 quarts. In addition to it's high capacity, this bag is ideal for taking enemas 'in series' without the constant need to refill the bag, where the enemas are taken sequentially starting with the bag full of very warm water."
quonsar at 9:25 pm
madamjujujive at 8:58 pm
"At first you might think i am ugly, but once you get over the shock you will swear that I am the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. Come on in and take a look at me 'in the flesh'. You will soon want a bald pussy of your very own!"
quonsar at 8:08 pm
"Looking inside, Chipworks has found creative expressions on many of the chips that we have examined. Our combined facilities house six (6) optical microscopes that provide us with the magnification required to discover the hidden art on some chips. Magnification based on the available space where the art is place can vary anywhere from 200 to 500 times the actual size. We think that these masterpieces deserve a wider audience. Have a look at what we've found!"
sent in by oink! at 7:53 pm
valentine's performing pigs
"a unique, fast-paced act that consists of mini pigs doing tricks and incredible athletic feats on a very large stage. As music plays, the dazzling swiners dance, jump in the air, play catch with the audience, run up teeter totters, slam dunk basketballs, pop balloons, roll barrels and madly roar across the stage on scooters and skateboards! The audiences go HOG WILD!"
madamjujujive at 7:34 pm
more bizarre japanese culture. yatta convention? say hello kitty! gotta love the japanese - you know if it quacks like a duck... it must be a loincloth festival! i'll definitely be going to the inanimate carbon rod fair.
madamjujujive at 9:27 pm
First we eat, then we do everything else.
"The FOOD Museum, the one stop source for food exhibits, news/issues, resources, food history, answers to your food questions, book reviews and just plain fun."
madamjujujive at 8:47 pm
quonsar at 8:07 pm
the first swim cap fetish site
"Dear visitors! I need your help!!! Do you have a swim cap (perhaps with a swim team logo) you don´t need? I need some more..."
madamfetishjive at 8:45 pm
"RESOURCES FOR GUYS WHO LOVE TO WEAR SOFT, SLICK, SMOOTH AND SHINY PVC RAINWEAR, AND OTHER VINYL AND PLASTIC GEAR"
quonsar at 4:53 pm
sikker sex barbie
"Sikker-Sex Barbie sender nogle klare signaler om vigtigheden af at beskytte sig. Barbie er forbillede for mange piger i hele verden. Derfor skal de vide, at Barbie også dyrker sikker sex."
quonsar at 4:25 pm
twenty foot penis painted on ancient hill figure
i didn't do it, but i would have done it.
quonsar at 3:49 pm
Clean-All Heavy Metals® Hand & Body Soap Is an Appetizing Alternative
"It is recommended that you wash using a brush to make sure that lead is removed from under your fingernails and to help remove ground-in contaminants. This soap produces a powerful lather that helps to remove the chemically bonded heavy-metal residue. It can be used in the shower as a total body soap."
quonsar at 10:37 am
zinc information, zinc mines, homeboy zinc, zinc absorption, zinc and parrots, zinc and zither, zinc pot furnace, zinc bar, zinc brain, zinc dreams, zinc frost, zinc, urine, AND a sacrificial zinc anode. with musical guests intestinal development of weaned pigs from zinc amino acid complex supplemented gestating sows! only blort provides 6000% of the recommended daily intake of zinc. so eat us!
quonsar at 9:45 am
because it tastes so good with a dollop of removable discontinuity.
quonsar at 6:14 am