from the unfortunate acronyms department
"W.T.F. is an evangelical, Pentecostal ministry that believes in the full Bible, rightly divided. W.T.F. embraces the Trinity; God the Father, God the Son, God the Holy Spirit. W.T.F. believes in the virgin birth of the Son of God, Jesus Christ and the salvation plan."
quonsar at 9:25 pm
people have gotta know whether or not their president's a crook
realmedia streaming video
quonsar at 9:08 pm
"My nail collection began in 1983. Since then, it has been spilled 3 times. Each time, I managed to save about 80% of the collection. It was lost in my basement for about 2 years as well. I have been very careful not to allow others to contribute to the collection. It contains both toe and finger nails. Once, when I licked the nails, I made a girl in my college drama class cry."
madamtoenailjive at 7:51 pm
police have 3 airlines in custody and are seeking a fourth.
quonsar at 12:34 pm
Q.How do you know that an elephant is on her period?
A.Your mattress is missing and there's a dime on your dresser.
Q.Why don't midgets wear tampons?
A.They keep tripping on the strings.
madamjujujive at 10:12 pm
more shaved pussy
blort: happily serving the needs of internet porn consumers and union secretarys.
quonsar at 12:33 pm
"Well hello boys and girls! Thank you for stopping by today. Today we are going to talk about the RS 232 Interface. Actually it's really not called the RS 232 anymore, now it's the EIA/TIA 232 interface. It is used for serial connections from DTE devices like a personal computer to DCE devices like a modem. Can you say modem? I thought you could!"
sent in by lohphat at 12:27 pm
"is the name of a artistic persona of yokikawa syogo. he has been going on and on, mainly in janan's kansai area, with his own concept of ILLGROPOPGOREARTBRUT.it's a neologism and means a vomitable arts with innocent prettyness and/or vice versa."
quonsar at 10:05 pm
root canal therapy
up close and personal.
when your dentist says you need a root canal, that's actually good news.
aw. my 1st root canal (.com)
"It means they can save your tooth, instead of extracting it."
on the other hand, it means they can extract money from your wallet, instead of saving it.
more quality linkage from the combined mind remnants of ju-quonsa-jive productions at 9:53 pm
The Hedgehog Show that takes place entirely on the Internet!
"While we will never make the claim that virtual shows will ever take the place of real hedgehog shows, they are a great and fun alternative for people who simply cannot attend the real thing. They're also a great way to see how shows work, so whether you're a newbie or a veteran show-goer, you'll definitely want to enter your hedgehog in one of our up-coming shows!"
obesity in hedgehogs
"Obesity, often due to lack of exercise, use of high fat foods, and too many treats, is a common and serious problem among domesticated African Pygmy hedgehogs."
quonsar at 7:58 pm
"You may be surprised to learn that pain is expressed differently from culture to culture."
madamjujujive at 7:56 pm
"The Shakin' Booties is a screensaver, which puts shapely derrieres right on your computer screen. When you are away from working on your computer for a little while, a pair of round cheeks appear and do their thang!! NOTE: The Shakin' Booties is shareware. Your downloaded copy is a trial version, of which certain features are disabled."
i shudder to think what possibly could be disabled in the trial version...
madamjujujive at 9:50 pm
madamjujujive at 9:40 pm
how to ruin some perfectly beautiful lightning photography with a craptacularly sucky cheeze-tone midi that may or may not sound something like riders on the storm
madamjujujive at 8:38 pm
george bush has a small penis (.com)
not work safe. not dishwasher safe.
discontinue use if swelling develops.
especially if swelling develops.
quonsar at 10:00 pm
"The Empathy Belly"™ Pregnancy Simulator lets you know what it feels like to be pregnant! It is a multi-component, weighted "garment" that will -- through medically accurate simulation -- enable men, women, teenage girls and boys, experience over 20 symptoms and effects of pregnancy!
madamjujujive at 7:15 pm