sunday, aug 18, 2002

big ass diamonds (.com)
madamjujujive at 10:21 pm

love story
madamjujujive at 9:07 pm
global solar sunlight pipelineŠ
"A proposal to build a pipeline to carry sunlight to light buildings, streets and tunnels ect... When this piped light enters your home or office it would go through a light transformation vault that would send a portion of the light to a photo voltaic electric plant to power your appliances... User would receive fixed rate for Global Solar Sun Light Pipe Line access user fee that does not damage or pollute Earth's environment."
quonsar at 8:31 pm

garage sale
madamjujujive at 8:18 pm

quonsar at 8:12 pm

apedance
quonsar at 11:37 am

amazing collection of memorabilia, advertisments, pre-software photoshoppings and other assorted kodakery.
madamjujujive at 10:07 am
bag of dog hair
"MY DOGS ARE SHEDDING AND I AM LOOKING TO GET RID OF THE HAIR NATURAL UNWASHED DOG HAIR MIXED ASSORTED COLORS ALL MIXED BREED GERMAN SHEPARD/LAB AND MALAMUTE IN A 1 QUART ZIP LOCK BAG"
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madamjujujive at 9:37 am

girb: girls in rubber boots
madamjujujive at 9:30 am
the living bible museum
Take an unforgettable walk of faith thru the Bible
"Walk thru life-sized re-creations of favorite Old and New Testament stories. Your personal tour guide will assist you through dioramas from the Bible, each with it's own audio text, music, and some with special effects." take the life of christ tour, experience the miracles of the old testament or stroll through the museum of christian martyrs. oh, and, don't forget your coin purse!
madamjujujive at 9:21 am
my nipples explode with delight
quonsar at 9:08 am
fook yue pearl company
"We are a wholesaler and well-established manufacturing of Fresh Water Pearls in Hong Kong and have our own factory in China with over a hundred workers. Since we use advance machine to process our pearls. Therefore, the supply and the quality of the goods can be kept in High Standard."
sent in by foxx muldrake at 7:49 am

meet president bush
"During the Vietnam War, George Bush defended Texas' oilfields from the Mexican Air Force as a fighter pilot with the Texas Air National Guard. During the Attack on America, he protected Nebraska from Islamic extremist terrorists aboard Air Force One."
quonsar at 12:09 am
saturday, aug 17, 2002

sent in by metaburrows_ at 9:55 pm

quonsar at 9:48 pm

madamjujujive at 9:38 pm

quonsar at 9:31 pm

madamjujujive at 8:30 pm

blood bath mcgrath
madamjujujive at 8:28 pm

if you close me i shall reopen larger than you can possibly imagine
quonsar at 8:26 pm

the visible mars project
madamjujujive at 8:06 pm

flying missiles atomic bombs and the second coming of jesus christ
best. album. title. ever.
quonsar at 7:52 pm
this is really something.
quonsar at 7:31 pm

ancient alien
quonsar at 2:23 pm

bootylicious smurfette
quonsar at 1:51 pm

jarvis model 3hd electric-hydraulic powered hog head splitter
"quickly and easily severs the head from butcher hogs"


jarvis model hbd-1 hog bung dropper
"can bung up to 1200 hogs per hour"


jarvis model cpe semi-automatic neck breaker
"for chickens, turkeys, ducks, geese, and game birds."


jarvis model lke-1 pneumatically controlled lung gun
"for high-speed removal of poultry lungs and kidneys"
quonsar at 1:23 pm

quonsar at 12:38 pm
extreme PB & J
not for beginners!
madamjujujive at 9:18 am
people who like this sort of thing will find it just the sort of thing they like
madamjujujive at 9:17 am
photovoltaic augmentation mammaplasty
"Everyone knows that your breasts are holding you back from the job you've always wanted. Is your man not "popping" THE big question? That right. It's because your boobies are too small."
madamjujujive at 9:16 am
thursday, aug 15, 2002

quonsar at 11:55 pm

mr. lick your own butt
quonsar at 11:46 pm

madamjujujive at 11:00 pm

madamjujujive at 10:13 pm

let the bodies hit the flo
there's nothing wrong with meat
quonsar at 9:44 pm

regular fucking machine
madamjujujive at 9:27 pm

cocktails and entertaining with bob and karen
"What comes first? It's simple: Sugar - ice - liquor - the mix - carbonated soda. Who comes first? That's decided after cocktails."
quonsar at 9:20 pm

i would like to introduce farmwomen of world wide for their lovers
madamjujujive at 8:50 pm
really cute young beaver
the way you like it. right here and ready for the union secretary in you. all you gotta do is click and it's yours to gaze upon. but don't tell now!
quonsar at 8:17 pm
an association of web designers, at your service!
"YOU ARE BUSY AND WILL NEED SOMEONE TO DO THE JOB FOR YOU! We give you just the best of the best !!!!!!! in DESIGNING.. ANIMATIONS .. DECORATION.. AND MANY OTHER ITEMS THAT WILL ATTRACT AND SEDUCE MILLIONS OF SURFERS TO YOUR SITE."
quonsar at 8:12 pm

groovin' granny
madamjujujive at 8:04 pm
nunzilla
the spark of religion
"Say your prayers! No one is safe from the wrath of Nunzilla! This fire-breathing wind-up sister trudges straight out of a Catholic-school student's nightmare like a determined disciplinary force, with green eyes blazing and sparks flying from her mouth. Wearing the traditional black and white habit and carrying a Bible in one hand and a ruler in the other, this holy terror will have you owning up to transgressions from as far back as birth."
quonsar at 7:51 pm
wednesday, aug 14, 2002

madamjujujive at 10:07 pm

canada's first ambulance
antlerwatch: alliance of nervous torontonians leery of evil ruffians who abscond taking cervidae headgear
madamjujujive at 9:34 pm
tohozilla
quonsar at 3:22 pm
tuesday, aug 13, 2002

tonguezilla?
drakezilla at 10:58 pm

bushzilla
madamzillajive at 9:30 pm

budgie-zilla
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drakezilla at 9:23 pm

bogart & godzilla
madamzillajive at 8:42 pm

madamzillajive at 8:38 pm

madamzillajive at 8:29 pm
985zilla
quonzilla at 8:21 pm
the sisters zilla
madamzillajive at 8:17 pm
midizilla
quonzilla at 8:13 pm

quonzilla at 6:34 pm

fuck you, corpzilla.
we love davezilla!
quonzilla at 6:12 pm
don't save karyn (.com)
quonsar at 12:15 am
monday, aug 12, 2002

emu sausage, emu fillet, ground emu & emu eggshell
quonsar at 11:48 pm

quonsar at 11:13 pm

madamjujujive at 10:03 pm

madamjujujive at 9:57 pm

samples
madamjujujive at 9:55 pm

1000 robots, spaceships and other tin toys
quonsar at 9:37 pm

i feel a pain about jan beitge and bubbles umphondo
quonsar at 9:33 pm

quonsar at 9:25 pm
sheath cleaning with harley
quonsar at 7:33 am