webmaster dragon reveals the secrets of the pros!
"HTML stands for HyperTextMarkupLanguage or something like that... If you could afford paying for a website, then you could probably hire your own webmaster/developer and you wouldn't need this page... Roughly put, you will need to transfer your document to your host's hard disk so the public could view your creation without having to call you to turn on your home PC... You would have to learn all those tag lines, symbols, etc, and other commands that would indent your paragraph, insert pictures, etc. Click on your browser's View/Source option to know what kind of geeky commands I'm talking about. Then you'll know that large megabytes of html editors are worth it."
x. caliper bleeb at 10:43 pm
x. caliper bleeb will get a sparkling active lifedog, madamjujujive will get a boring mowldy waterdoll
give santa your name, see what you're getting.
x. caliper bleeb at 9:36 pm
"Two brothers, Moshe and Yuval Lufan, discovered this ancient boat on the muddy shores of the Sea of Galilee in the winter of 1986. As they were discovering the boat, a double rainbow appeared in the sky, heralding that this boat had been given to them as a gift - binding them to the boat, the water, the earth, - to everlasting time."
x.caliper bleeb at 8:34 pm
x. caliper bleeb at 11:34 am
"The feeling is that of letting go, powerless, helpless, tiny, small, and buglike. Wanting to see a female crush something with her foot, longing to be a helpless insect as you squirm around under her foot sole as she squishes your body into grease."
madamjujujive at 6:25 pm
"The facts are simple and clear- mucus buildup and feces encrustation's in your digestive tract, small intestines and colon are blocking the free flow of energy in your body, polluting blood, arteries, internal organs and mind. It's depressing your immune system and it is a major source of bad health- past, present and future disease. Emotionally and spiritually it's heavy too. Off load today. Join us for an online cleanse."
quonsar at 8:55 pm
bay to breakers fun
via 18 centipedes an earwig and a naked guy in a fireman parade
madamjujujive at 7:04 pm
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quonsar at 9:46 pm
a non-clampers guide to clamperdom
"What is E CLAMPUS VITUS anyway? And who, or what, are these men dressed in red shirts adorned with impressive looking badges, pins and other strange items? Many things, really, but perhaps some history would be helpful in order to better understand the organization and its members who are known as CLAMPERS."
quonsar at 8:40 pm