"We know of no Australian website catering exclusively to the needs and interests of older lesbians. So we decided to make one."
quonsar at 9:22 pm
clowns are a pestilence upon this land
madamjujujive at 8:28 pm
u.s. patent #6293874: a user-operated and controlled apparatus for self-infliction of repetitive blows to the user's buttocks by a plurality of elongated arms bearing flexible extensions that rotate under the user's control
quonsar at 6:42 pm
the most unappetizing kitchen tool EVER
"It's a hand-crafted ceramic head sporting a quizzical expression and a huge nose. To use it, you crack an egg into the separator and tilt it forward. While the yolk is blocked by the nose, the albumen tastefully drips through the nostrils and into your bowl."
quonsar at 5:35 pm
signs of the times
"Stop mad sheep disease!" "Endangering America, Enraging the World." "The 9/11 Uniformity Of Opinions Act." "He could use nuclear weapons without ever learning to pronounce the word!" "Our homes are in danger now. Our job? Fire thier asses!" "Hemp is an herb, Bush is a dope." "It IS time for a regime change - throw the bastard warmongers out of Washington!"
Americans took to the streets this weekend while the major corporate media outlets pretended it never happened.
quonsar at 8:13 am
shunned by the other cacti and deeply ashamed of his disfigurement, morton resolved to end his fraternization with those slutty little peyote buttons forever.
quonsar at 11:49 pm
"These masterpieces of prosaic art, in which anonymous artisans lovingly render a staple of the culinary underclass, put transcendence on the street corner. Fast food is not the usual subject of creative vision, nor ramshackle shacks and under-the-El storefronts its usual location, but that makes this accidental outdoor art show all the more pleasing."
quonsar at 6:54 pm
"Sometimes a recruiter can ask you a questions that hits you below the belt. If difficult questions like, 'Tell me about your weaknesses,' catch you with your pants down, you need to be prepared and confident. Specifically, you need to be wearing a good pair of underwear."
madamjujujive at 9:20 pm
american robodog: ancient and revealing works of art
quonsar at 10:47 pm