sunday, apr 13, 2003

fruit loot
crunchland at 11:25 pm
friday, apr 11, 2003

misery
madamjujujive at 10:53 pm
the power team
"The Power Team communicates Biblical truths & scripture. They use feats of strength like: breaking baseball bats like twigs, bending horseshoes & steel bars, crushing concrete walls...John, himself, has 23-inch biceps and measures 5 feet around his chest. He can snap two pair of steel handcuffs, bend 3 inches of steel with his teeth, and bench press over 600 lbs."
madamjujujive at 10:51 pm

virtual fetal pig dissection
madamjujujive at 10:46 pm
wednesday, apr 9, 2003

snakeman steve
madamjujujive at 8:51 pm

madamjujujive at 8:48 pm
tuesday, apr 8, 2003

autonomous vacuum action
"This robot with its accompanying software can vacuum a room by importing an AutoCAD dxf map of the room and it's furniture. It has a ring of bump sensors for collision detection and several infrared rangers for position determination. Shaft encoders help the robot detect the distances it has traveled throughout the room."
madamjujujive at 9:00 pm

all your base are belong to us
mr. crash davis at 8:40 pm
monday, apr 7, 2003
elv-eye
elvis disease
madamjujujive at 8:26 pm

feed google a set of terms, it will predict other likely set members. can get kinda scary.
quonsar at 8:07 pm
flesch-kincaid grade level of inaugural addresses
quonsar at 5:53 pm

corn dog nuggets with a side of taco patty. harrisonburg city schools lunch choices. for when you have no other choice.
quonsar at 10:58 am

lymph node and tar baby
quonsar at 10:02 am
the little purple notebook on how to escape from this universe
"PNOHTEFTU is a _living_ book. In other words, all laws of the physical Universe do apply. Which means that this book is subject to the phenomena of ENTROPY: letters are moving around, punctuation and grammar deterioate, at times entire words seemed to have migrated to other chapters. Note, that this work was in a perfect condition before it was handed down into the thermodynamic mess of this Universe. Therefore, please address any complaints about grammar, punctuation, and spelling directly to the designer of this Universe who invented this silly entropy thing."
quonsar at 9:41 am