"AFTER YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU'LL SURPRISE AND REALIZE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TAKEN ROUGHLY, AND SO, YOU'LL EXAMINE YOURSELF AGAIN. BUT, ANYWAY, I'M SURE THAT THE READING WILL MAKE YOU FRUITFUL. DIDN'T YOU TAKE YOUR TESTICLES ROUGHLY WHEN YOU ENJOYED HOTBATH, SAUNA, HOTSHOWER, FAR-INFRARED RAYS?"
mr. peanut at 4:04 pm
Click the Regime change button, or try again later.
the ghost of bullshit past at 1:25 am
the crisis in pubic hair
"Fact: Every year over 2 million square miles of pubic hair are clear cut or torn out by the roots, much of it in virgin and "old growth" stands. Fact: As recently as 650,000 years ago, 97% of the human "landmass" was covered with a rich, endless, impenetrable thatch of gently swaying pubic hair, stretching as far as the eye could see. Fact: In modern times, pubic forestlands have shrunk to a few out of the way musky cracks, crevices, and lowland areas. Now, these precious areas too are under attack."
curly q. follicle at 2:54 am
pocket pc software: my sexual encounters
"My Sexual Encounters is a simple program that allows you to record details on all your sexual encounters/aquaintences.Never loose that number or forget his/her name again!"
elwoodwiles at 10:17 pm
welcome one and all depending on your religious leanings you may consider that ALL people are not welcome here. For the time being lets just say that they are and that the good ones will be sorted out from the muslims after lunch.
"Disclaimer: God would like to make it clear that he accepts no responsibility for any religious crimes that have been committed or any religious wars that have been waged in his name over the past 2000 years. God has never been an interventionist and does not believe in interfering in private or state affairs. If he did he could freeze time and go round and feel women's tits and stuff, and that wouldn't be right. Not in his own eyes anyway."
mr. crash davis at 10:03 pm