the geometry of melons
"A watermelon is ellipsoid-shaped at first glance, kind of like a stretched-out sphere. However, close inspection of the cross-section reveals that the cross-section is not a perfect circle, but a circle stretched out into a triangle-like shape."
quonsar at 3:17 am
homeland security cultural bureau"HSCB is a revolutionary non-governmental organization that will be working side by side with the Office of Homeland Security to monitor and provide advice in matters that tie Homeland Security to issues of culture. Thus far, the Bureau has been involved largely on the East and West Coast, consulting, advising, and investigating the practices of insititutions, organizations, and corporations which sponsor, exhibit or fund high and low cultural productions. Because we are not under the direct authority of the Federal Government, we have a lot of flexibility and room to manuever. We derive our authority by virtue of our board members and founders, which include key figures like the Director of the Office of Homeland Security Tom Ridge and Attorney General John Ashcroft."
quonsar at 1:15 am
saturday, sep 20, 2003
magnetic bird poop
"In theory there are bird-scouts who patrol the neighborhood looking for recently cleaned cars. When they spot one, they notify the troops and begin target practice until they hit it a few times. With the decoy terds, they will think another bird beat them to it and pass it by:-)"
quonsar at 11:56 pm
magnetic bird poop"In theory there are bird-scouts who patrol the neighborhood looking for recently cleaned cars. When they spot one, they notify the troops and begin target practice until they hit it a few times. With the decoy terds, they will think another bird beat them to it and pass it by:-)"
quonsar at 11:56 pm
lovin' lamb
"Lovin Lamb Blow Up Doll - Luvin' Lamb comes complete with a sample pillow pak of Spanish Fly, and she features a rear entry opening for quick and easy access..."
quonsar at 11:07 pm
whycry® baby crying analyzer
"You’ve paced the room, and rocked the cradle, you’ve tried feeding, burping and changing - but the baby is still crying and one of the most distressing aspects, especially for first time parents, is that you just don’t know why."
quonsar at 10:49 pm
