sunday, sep 28, 2003

it's only a flesh wound
clavdivs at 11:31 pm
saturday, sep 27, 2003
lazy boy chair with options
madamjujujive at 8:40 pm

bongology part two: gas mask bongs
clavdivs at 8:10 pm

quonsar at 6:56 pm

us5817124: anal dilator with self-expanding element
"a generally cylinder-shaped device configured for insertion through an anus into a rectum, said device comprising three contiguous regions, including a first end region which is adapted for insertion into the rectum, a middle region which is adapted for positioning within and for dilating an anal sphincter muscle, and a last end region which is adapted to be outside of the body between the buttocks for preventing migration of said device through the anus and into the rectum."
quonsar at 6:04 pm

quonsar at 5:51 pm

ho dog
quonsar at 5:19 pm

cock-a-doodle douche
madamjujujive at 4:30 pm
friday, sep 26, 2003

madamjujujive at 7:49 pm
complete MIDI organist available to take church into the 21st. century using MIDI in the organ console where the church belongs
quonsar at 7:42 pm

mr. moose costume
quonsar at 7:22 pm

gaye males
"Gaye's eighteen years experience and professional approach with clients and customers will ensure that you receive Ultimate Service® from her... Gaye confidently handles many relocation moves and has a proven track record in the community. Don't putter around with your largest investment, call Gaye Males today!"
melinika at 6:15 pm
mandic brings size, experience to charlotte roster
melinika at 6:13 pm

pop squat
2 meg quicktime movie
quonsar at 5:26 am

quonsar at 3:52 am
dr. ruth's eroscillator®2
the first device designed exclusively for sexual excitement of the female genitalia.
"Orgasms are the ultimate in satisfaction, but did you know that you are also benefiting your health when you experience this explosion of pleasure? Discover the benefits of orgasm. Are you missing out?"
quonsar at 3:14 am

what do you call a moose and his brother?
quonsar at 2:37 am
i ask for giant warrior angels to protect us.
"If you can hear the midi file, and it gets under your skin, don't turn your speakers off. The demons absolutely hate this song. The more this bothers you, the more demon infested you are. Tape the song and play it in your home over and over."
quonsar at 1:52 am

inflatable ballerina costume -- adult
"sure to make you the comic hit at any Halloween Party. The cool and comfortable costume self inflates and requires 3 "AA" batteries (not included)"
a tip o' the blort beanie to snarkymalarkey
quonsar at 1:08 am

quonsar at 12:56 am

arnold schwarzenegger campaign t-shirt
quonsar at 12:49 am
thursday, sep 25, 2003

mr. crash davis at 11:37 pm

the klingons are gone now, spock...
quonsar at 10:29 pm

clavdivs at 10:17 pm
ittie bitties
madamjujujive at 10:01 pm

madamjujujive at 9:25 pm
wednesday, sep 24, 2003
meep! zorp!well, they say it's your birthday!
it's my birthday too, yeah!
today was our third birthday at everlasting blort, and by chance, also presurfer's birthday (though he didn't come to our server until later, after he was already a rich and famous blogger). well, um, birthdays suck when you get to be our age and we don't want to dwell on it, so we'll just mumble 'thanks for reading' crankily and go back to surfing and chugging our Geritol™ Slurpees®. you damn kids stay off the lawn, you hear?
quonsar & madamjujujive at 11:34 pm

associated press impeaches bush
mr. crash davis at 10:33 pm

missile defense agency coloring book
crunchland at 9:16 pm

giant robot costume
crunchland at 7:46 pm

scratch that itch
quonsar at 7:07 pm

zombie pinups
quonsar at 6:54 pm
the cost of war
quonsar at 6:41 pm

toilet seat galactika
"The real clou of the luminous toilet seat is the very tricky elektronic processor. When opening the cover the LED light will be dimmed on slowly and kindle their full power after 5 seconds. When closing the cover the LED light will be dimmed off gently."
madamjujujive at 1:25 am
lucy had a great sense of humor and i'm sure she would appreciate being my coffee table.
madamjujujive at 1:18 am
tuesday, sep 23, 2003

meet al kayda
quonsar at 11:50 pm

man eating plant page
"Plants with dark and sinister thoughts. Plants that lust for the taste of blood and human flesh. Plants that have been sent to earth by aliens to conquer the world. Science experiments gone very very wrong. Plants that demand human sacrifice. Plants that laugh at sentence fragments."
quonsar at 10:04 pm

madamjujujive at 9:47 pm

hairstyles of victorian gentlemen
"Men have always had their own style, whether or not they will admit to it. While men today claim that women are the primpers, perhaps the men in the Victorian period took a little greater interest in a fashionable appearance."
madamjujujive at 9:36 pm