sunday, nov 16, 2003
hubba hubba zoot zoot
note: 2.7 meg MP3
lazy-ville at 10:34 pm

toast
madamjujujive at 1:49 am

eleventh pin
anastasiav at 1:19 am
saturday, nov 15, 2003

photographs by nelson garrido
madamjujujive at 11:28 pm
friday, nov 14, 2003

dirty workboots, sittin' all lonely on the front porch, fresh off the big, stinkin' dawgs of the bubba that wore 'em
quonsar at 4:13 am
thursday, nov 13, 2003

> at 11:28 pm

when you're constipated and you need to poo,
make sure to call captain doo-doo

dios at 10:38 pm

madamjujujive at 10:28 pm

what would jesus do?
quonsar at 10:20 pm
wednesday, nov 12, 2003

mario lalich
madamjujujive at 11:27 pm

george, you dirty little bitch!
amberglow at 12:45 am
tuesday, nov 11, 2003

that thong song
tog at 11:56 pm

it's pipi max!
"Drinking, Barking, Walking & PiPi Making Pup"
reverend monekyboy at 11:43 pm

"STALE URINE is, among other things, an experimental industrial/zydeco fusion band. Undeterred by such concepts as "musicianship" or "recording quality," SU continues to spew out recordings that amuse, shock, and annoy their mostly unwilling audiences. Like good Throbbing Gristle, it might even make you a little ill."
blort audiophiles highly recommend chicken in a chipper.mp3 for your listening pleasure.
quonsar at 10:31 pm

quonsar at 10:17 pm
nude jesus dot com
"Hello, my children. I'm Jesus, God's only son. I hope you enjoy my website."
mr. crash davis at 9:42 pm

imaginary online girlfriend
"I am willing to become your "imaginary" girlfriend that you will now have proof of. I will write you one letter a week and include pictures, cards, whatever...so you can get everyone off your back because you are in a "long distance relationship." If you want, I can even send you emails and online stuff."
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mr. crash davis at 8:27 pm
bzzzp
madamjujujive at 12:49 am

the report i did was on the incas. they ate guinea pigs.
eddydamascene at 12:36 am
monday, nov 10, 2003

bender does vegas
quonsar at 11:26 pm

cartoon character ice pops inhabiting bucolic country landscapes
madamjujujive at 10:13 pm

bambi meets turboprop
warning: imagine "deer in a giant osterizer" before viewing
crunchland at 10:07 pm

donut stealing fairy
madamjujujive at 9:57 pm

the donuts blink in unison
mr. crash davis at 9:52 pm

dear winifred
Odd advice for strange people
"Dear Winifred, I've been told that my buttocks look like Winston Churchill. Here's a picture. What do you think?"
quonsar at 6:28 am

quonsar at 4:20 am
japanese girl in special situation
"I have too many defects in my freezer!"
"He said take seran wrap and put on the toilet with some space and defect into it. I did this and tried to make an appointment to give him the defect but he is very busy and I can not reach him. I am worried because I paid him so I put the defect in the freezer until i can meet him."
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quonsar at 3:17 am

dingdangboombang
quonsar at 2:56 am

quonsar at 1:33 am