radio controlled atomic cuckoo clock
"...monitors itself automatically by receiving radio signals from the official U.S. Atomic clock in Fort Collins, Colorado, where scientists measure time in fractions of a second."
quonsar at 3:34 pm
cover art archive
"How pink are those elephants over there?"
madamjujujive at 10:43 pm
a dictionary of comicbook words on historical principles
"Based on the Latest Conclusions of the Most Dubious Wordologists & Comprising Many Hundreds of New Words which Modern Literature, Science & Philosophy have Neglected to Acknowledge as True, Proper & Useful Terms & Which Have Never Before Been Published in Any Lexicon."
madamjujujive at 10:24 pm
the asylum: psychiatric clinic for abused cuddly toys
bing crosby at 11:07 pm
the breatharian institute of america
"Breatharianism is relative to the breathing of air for food. The average person breathes 110 lbs of air per day. Air contains the basic building blocks for all physical matter, namely four gases, hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide and oxygen. Unfortunately there are many additional poisonous substances in the air that greatly diminish the proper assimilation of these gases, preventing their being used to sustain the human body sufficiently."
quonsar at 9:04 pm
"Troy character mounted to 4x4, lower intestines thrash back and forth when activated. Unit includes character, stand, pneumatics, footpad... We have combined the realism of lifecast bodies with solid steel armatures to create thrashing characters with violent movements that are extremely durable for years of trouble free service."
madamjujujive at 8:49 pm