sunday, jan 21, 2007

as seen in a texas grocery store
"It started as one drip from the ceiling of a freezer..."
quonsar at 9:42 pm

as seen in a texas grocery store
"It started as one drip from the ceiling of a freezer..."
quonsar at 9:42 pm
In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned. It will then recklessly careen into children at a school crossing -- killing all of them.
madamjujujive at 9:41 pm
madamjujujive at 9:41 pm

smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
so round, so firm, so fully packed
a wonderful world of softness, a wonderful world of freshness
more taste, fine tobacco
the smoothest tasting menthol cigarette
recommended by eminent nose and throat specialists
smokers who know
get the honest taste
the extra coolness you'll feel in your throat
a mildness that agrees with my throat
madamjujujive at 1:50 am

anna maria pacheco
misfortunes of a sardine:
sardine attacked by giant on foreign shores
madamjujujive at 11:21 pm

flat-d innovations
"Boxers are not the best underwear to wear when using a Flat-D. They do not hold the FLATULENCE DEODORIZER up close to the buttocks. We suggest using our double-sided tape to secure the unit to the boxer. Then when you feel the urge, either sit down or pull up your pants so the unit will cover the area of the gas release."
madamjujujive at 11:15 pm


























