sunday, jan 21, 2007

as seen in a texas grocery store
"It started as one drip from the ceiling of a freezer..."
quonsar at 9:42 pm
In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned. It will then recklessly careen into children at a school crossing -- killing all of them.
madamjujujive at 9:41 pm

workers
madamjujujive at 9:27 pm

smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
so round, so firm, so fully packed
a wonderful world of softness, a wonderful world of freshness
more taste, fine tobacco
the smoothest tasting menthol cigarette
recommended by eminent nose and throat specialists
smokers who know
get the honest taste
the extra coolness you'll feel in your throat
a mildness that agrees with my throat
madamjujujive at 1:50 am
saturday, jan 20, 2007

latex nun's habit
madamjujujive at 12:57 am

the oops list
madamjujujive at 12:22 am
friday, jan 19, 2007

eh, my bottom feels strange
madamjujujive at 11:34 pm

anna maria pacheco
misfortunes of a sardine:
sardine attacked by giant on foreign shores

madamjujujive at 11:21 pm
thursday, jan 18, 2007
saddam's cat
quonsar at 10:13 pm

team rootberry
madamjujujive at 12:23 am
wednesday, jan 17, 2007

tiene nombres mil
madamjujujive at 11:41 pm

Gunilla Jahnichen
madamjujujive at 12:09 am
tuesday, jan 16, 2007
wendy's training video rap
madamjujujive at 11:56 pm

the breinton morris archives
madamjujujive at 11:43 pm

flat-d innovations
"Boxers are not the best underwear to wear when using a Flat-D. They do not hold the FLATULENCE DEODORIZER up close to the buttocks. We suggest using our double-sided tape to secure the unit to the boxer. Then when you feel the urge, either sit down or pull up your pants so the unit will cover the area of the gas release."
madamjujujive at 11:15 pm

waiters who are nauseated by food
tip o' the blort hat to growabrain
madamjujujive at 10:52 pm