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madamjujujive at 10:07 pm

nancy reagan's guide to dating dos and don'ts
"Many young women regularly harm themselves with acts of self-pollution even while sound asleep, often dreaming of bizarre degradations involving beatniks, Negros, or worse. Because of this, it is advisable not to tempt the devil. Have your mother "keep on ice" such objects as pencils, candles, bananas, frankfurters, hairbrushes, and softball bats."
thanks rosebuddy
madamjujujive at 10:06 pm



































